Oh, how I love your Discount Soap

Everyone knows Mercedes have much nicer back seats

Sunday, November 1st, 2009

No, seriously, I am confused by your metaphor. I thought blushing implied shyness. She is being SHY all over town?

Nope! Just clenching my fists in joy!

Tuesday, October 13th, 2009

Trent usually punches people in the face when he's this not at all jealous, so Kip got off easy with that noogie

Wow this one took me a long time to right! So, uh, kind of took the summer off.  And part of the fall.  But maybe I will post more now? We’ll see!

There are PLENTY of normal reasons to lurk in the bushes

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009

Why I was just looking for my lucky quarter! And here it is! In my pocket!

Okay! Back once again after another hiatus. Don’t blame me, blame life, people: it gets busy. So I think these “Meanwhiles” are something I’m going to start doing.  This one was kind of fun.

Stress, Yoga, and Videotapes

Thursday, April 23rd, 2009

If Kip were REALLY at the forefront he would've gotten an HD camera. Don't have to worry about scanlines as much when filming in low light, from the bushes, while sobbing

Well look at that! Another strip and another style. Kinda hoping that this one wouldn’t take as long, and I thought wrong! I am slow and lazy people, that’s the only explanation.  I also think I did a pretty good job of making Kip look like Bill Clinton in panel 7. Hail to the Chief!

9 am Martinis Are a Family Tradition

Tuesday, April 7th, 2009

So are 10am martinis, 11am martinis, noon martinis... You get the idea.

Wow it’s been a long time since I’ve posted! Sorry, life kind of gets in the way, and for some reason I just. couldn’t. draw. this. strip. But it’s here now. Also, the style might change again, so that it doesn’t take me so long.

Not So Good at the Whole Metaphor Thing

Friday, February 20th, 2009

He was going to say, "Lips like seventeen velvet handbags" so it's better that she cut him off

Ladies and Gentlemen: Dr. Kip Beaumont! He was never so good at poetical stuff, but he TRIES.

Sticky Greasy Politics

Thursday, February 12th, 2009

In case you haven't caught on, Drake is kind of a sleazy guy

Looking like just one comic this week.  I’ll see if I can squeeze another one in tomorrow, but probably not. I am slow! Definitely your best bet is to subscribe to the RSS feed.

Drake DuBois: Sex Tiger

Friday, February 6th, 2009

The only reason Drake is even registered to vote is so that he can mess with Trent

One day I will post on time. Today is not that day. Also one day I will start drawing backgrounds. They will probably not be the same day.

It’s True, Massages Are Relaxing

Tuesday, February 3rd, 2009

Drake actually has a whole lined of scented oils. He's ALWAYS trying to push them every chance he gets. This is wy he never gets invited to parties.

In case you missed it, Ashley is sleeping with Drake, Trent is sleeping with Lucia, and Ashley and (maybe) Trent are having a baby together!

Okay, so this is why I should never try to ink these things after I’ve been drinking.  I spent most of the morning fixing the damage.  Special thanks to Lady Magma, Pass Kontrol, and karaoke at Legion for helping me get this thing done late.

Not So CRAZY About Infidelity

Friday, January 30th, 2009

For a split second Trent thinks that he might actually be able to convince Ashley that she's really crazy
Surprise! New style. I’m going to try this out for a while, since it’s way more fun drawing. I think it’s still Thursday somewhere, so I’m not really late.