A Moment of Silence

If a dog howls in an industrial part of the city, but no one is there to hear it, does it make a sound?

A palate cleanser, of sorts. Maybe they are all nice people and just want to go inside and join the dog party. That is possible! You don’t know! Anyway, nice to get a break from drawing dogs and draw dozens of buildings instead.

A Dog Walks into a Bar

The joke is that the dog got kicked out because he insisted on living in filth

I can’t help but wonder if this guy uses the same joke every time he busts up a dog joint or if he comes up with new ones each time. Everyone else must be so sick of hearing them. How exhausting to have a boss like that! No one likes your jokes, Gary!

The City Is Everyone’s Toilet

Who hasn’t loudly complained to the masses about the state of one’s shoes?

I think the least realistic part of this whole story is that people in Brooklyn would stop and pay attention to some random nutto yell about dog poop.

Thank you for suspending your disbelief.

These first few are going to post fast! And then? Long delays! Hooray!