I’ve never met the Muffin Man, but I’ve heard the stories. There was a kid a couple years older than me, but in third grade, who said he wasn’t scared of the Muffin Man, and snuck into his house on Drury Lane. The next day at school he wasn’t there, but there was a single muffin sitting in his chair. We never saw him again.
Butterfly
It is incredible that butterflies can ever get to where they’re going. They travel the whole dang world! But also incredible is this really funny meme I’m checking out. It so captures this whole mood. Here, I’ll send it to you.
Let’s Ask the Dogs
A regrouping! Let’s see what the dog owners have up their sleeves. From the looks of things, it involves some sort of trick football play. Look, they love their dogs, that doesn’t make them great at strategy.
A Moment of Silence
A palate cleanser, of sorts. Maybe they are all nice people and just want to go inside and join the dog party. That is possible! You don’t know! Anyway, nice to get a break from drawing dogs and draw dozens of buildings instead.
A Dog Walks into a Bar
I can’t help but wonder if this guy uses the same joke every time he busts up a dog joint or if he comes up with new ones each time. Everyone else must be so sick of hearing them. How exhausting to have a boss like that! No one likes your jokes, Gary!
Speakeasies, but for Dogs
I’m 99% certain that dog speakeasies exist in New York; I’ve just never been invited to them. Gonna try to get on a regular schedule for these. We’ll see how that goes.
Splitting Hairs
Huh did I not write anything for this one? Well hey, I think the point is well taken that I do not approve of running blindly through the streets and just bumping into people. VERY. RUDE.
No Dogs
Who goes Nazi? Turns out it’s everyone who’s ever stepped in poop.
I Can’t Believe They Admitted It
Little known fact: society is already run by trendy dog breeds. If you don’t believe me just search for it online and I’m sure you’ll find an InfoWars rant about how they are the downfall of society and how it’s because of their high soy diet.
Helpful Man Not Helpful
Man sometimes people just need to butt out. You are not helping, dog owner with bad practices!