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You Gotta Do It Yourself
It’s really all about having the right tool for the job. Sparrows don’t respond well to 5-7 smelly dudes in armor yelling and charging at them! Try just whistling or like having some seeds or something! Sheesh!
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Attack mode activated
That is a lot of angry dudes and not a lot of bird! What will happen? We’ll have to wait and see!
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The Battle Endeth, but Not the War
That is one tricky bird! We are hopefully back on some type of schedule!
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My Kingdom for a Bird
Our poor put-upon princess! Surrounded by well-meaning but ultimately incompetent underlings. But what are you going to do? Properly train your employees? Pain better wages to attract better talent? Inconceivable!
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The Foul Beast Appears
When you have a sword everything looks like a dragon, or something like that.
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Tough but Useless
You can’t see it, but those knights are exhausted just standing there wearing all that metal. It weighs a lot more than you think!
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Of Mutton and Merriment
What reason could the princess have for stopping Petunia from heading off a possible famine? Guess we’ll have to wait to find out!
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Nobody Wants to Be Distraught
The throne is not the most comfortable place to be distraught; it doesn’t support any of the most distraught postures.
