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Abandon Oh My Goodness, Ye Who Enter Here
I don’t know what Owen is so worried about. With all those bones out front the dragon must be full by now!
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An ominous climb
We’re finally almost to the dragon! I took a wee detour in the story a year ago and, uh, we just got back on the main path. Oops!
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Crispy but not like a throwing vegetable
If you had to choose between having old vegetables thrown at you and possibly getting burnt to a crisp, your answer might rely on how much you hate celery
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Pish Posh Splush
This might seem a bit inconsistent with Petunia’s earlier views on dragons, but it’s only because she thinks everyone else is an incompetent fool.
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Busy bodies beat the blues
If there’s one thing Petunia knows how to do it’s suppress her emotions with work!
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Vitamins vs hygiene
Are the people in Petunia’s village all gross peasants because they don’t eat their veggies, or do they just not know what a toothbrush is? Turns out they loved brushing their teeth! Regular freaks for it. Next time I will do more research before writing a hack joke.
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I Scream You Scream We all Scream for Mustard Greens!
This is the thanks you get for helping people eat healthy.
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Stupid People Live in Stupid Kingdoms
Kids are cruel, but they are even crueler when they think you are feeding them kale
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Owen’s Code
It’s important to have a code. For Owen, that code is to laugh at anything that is funny, no matter the consequences. Some call him a hero.
