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Busy bodies beat the blues
If there’s one thing Petunia knows how to do it’s suppress her emotions with work!
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Vitamins vs hygiene
Are the people in Petunia’s village all gross peasants because they don’t eat their veggies, or do they just not know what a toothbrush is? Turns out they loved brushing their teeth! Regular freaks for it. Next time I will do more research before writing a hack joke.
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I Scream You Scream We all Scream for Mustard Greens!
This is the thanks you get for helping people eat healthy.
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Stupid People Live in Stupid Kingdoms
Kids are cruel, but they are even crueler when they think you are feeding them kale
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Owen’s Code
It’s important to have a code. For Owen, that code is to laugh at anything that is funny, no matter the consequences. Some call him a hero.
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To Ask or Not to Ask
Owen should know by now that he needs to ask Petunia more than once if she’s okay and that he should use glue instead of twigs to bind pieces of paper together. Someday, Owen. Someday.
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No More Mister Lice Guy
Just use the poultice Bradan! Don’t take your issues with medicine out on Petunia!
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The Funniest Jokes Don’t Need Laughter
Was it a cheap dragon fake out? Yes. Did I try to avoid a cheap dragon fake out? Yes. Did I try that hard? No. Sorry, sometimes you just gotta deal with the inarguable logic of the cliffhanger that doesn’t deliver.
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Vote for the Dum No Friends StinkButt
Personally I would hyphenate stink-butt, but I am not the one making the poster. Actually, I would hyphenate “no-friends,” too, since it is a modifier, but again, I am not Becky, who is the one making this childish poster and definitely not me.
