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Trapped
Petunia’s tragic flaw is that she cannot stop narrating her own adventure. Someday she will learn about internal monologues, but sadly, today is not that day.
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Greedy, Hungry, and Not That Smart
Don’t let Petunia’s comparison of the king and a dragon give you the impression she has a low opinion of him. She didn’t even mention the king’s worst qualities: he’s also lazy and mean and smelly.
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What Good Is a Sword?
What can a sword possibly do against a giant fire breathing dragon? Oh, what? You’re going to stab its belly and try to what, tickle it to death? Gimme a break. You’re better off with a really good joke book if that’s your plan.
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Baby Needs His Revenge
This is the problem with being friends with royalty: they can always pull the ol’ “I’ll throw your family in the dungeon” card to get you to do things. We can all relate, right?
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The Breath of Battle
Two things that are very important to Petunia: being kind to animals and taking care of your teeth. Come on Reggie just floss once in a while! Try following these handy instructions:
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You Gotta Do It Yourself
It’s really all about having the right tool for the job. Sparrows don’t respond well to 5-7 smelly dudes in armor yelling and charging at them! Try just whistling or like having some seeds or something! Sheesh!
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Attack mode activated
That is a lot of angry dudes and not a lot of bird! What will happen? We’ll have to wait and see!
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The Battle Endeth, but Not the War
That is one tricky bird! We are hopefully back on some type of schedule!
