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The Foul Beast Appears
When you have a sword everything looks like a dragon, or something like that.
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Tough but Useless
You can’t see it, but those knights are exhausted just standing there wearing all that metal. It weighs a lot more than you think!
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Of Mutton and Merriment
What reason could the princess have for stopping Petunia from heading off a possible famine? Guess we’ll have to wait to find out!
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Nobody Wants to Be Distraught
The throne is not the most comfortable place to be distraught; it doesn’t support any of the most distraught postures.
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Becky Loves Drama
Ugh. How is it that Becky and her love or drama is always ruining everything? Back-to-back posts as I get this set up and remember how to post comics.
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Beets Don’t Harvest Themselves
Welcome to the adventures of Petunia! I’ve got a lot planned so let’s see when it all collapses under its own weight.
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Sing It Into Existence
My daughter sings. A lot. She’ll repeat simple phrases that explain the world: about the color of her crayons, a new experience, or how she feels about a person. She’ll do all this without thought—and without realization that someone might hear her. She will also use song to narrate memorable or—more often—traumatic moments in her […]
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Raisins
For about a week straight everything looked like a bumbum. Graciously, the wave has passed and only bumbums look like bumbums, but it’s nice to know that she has already discovered the core of most humor. From Chaucer to Fartin’ Rudy, the butt is objectively hilarious.
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A Thousand Pies
If you are not familiar with the climatic song from the Octonauts and the Great Barrier Reef I highly recommend it. Truly powerful stuff.
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Singing it does not make it true
Kids are a joy! Really! You should try taking mine for a few days—heck! a few weeks! It’s a hoot seeing her process everything that happens in song. My only recourse now is to create an even catchier song with my version of events. Then and only then will victory be mine.