I got a little inspired seeing so many cool valentines around the internet, that I thought I’d make my own… for the city of New York! You could do worse, NYC. He’s little and kind of annoying, but you know he’ll always be there.
Here’s a video I made for my friends John and Rose’s wedding. They have a pretty crazy story. You should just watch it and see.
Ha! Look at this: a post from three months ago that I never published. Sorry blog! Sorry internet!
All the hardcore Georg fans out there already noticed this, but for the casual audience out there I thought I’d just go ahead and point this out: the new poster I just made for the Harvard Square Business Association features art I made nine years ago. Check it out!
Havana Restaurant Project
I made this guy for a class assignment, I think my Junior year of college? I think it was a poster or menu or something for a fun and sassy restaurant. I always liked this but never got to use it for anything.
Harvard Square MayFair
And now here we are in 2010 and they are still partying! I spent all morning drawing rather scary-looking square people and realized this was a way better solution. I also drew these little guys! (But they were rejected, sadface.)
Lost is ending tonight! OMG! I fell kinda short of my goal for this strip, but to prove I wasn’t a TOTAL slacker, here are a handful of scripts I wrote that I never finished drawing. This does not include the final installment of my Dogen mini-sereis, which I am determined to draw still.
Episode 5 — The Lighthouse
SCENE: DOGEN and JACK watching JACK’s son DAVID audition for fancy music school
Your son’s very talented
In fact… I’d even say he’s a candidate… for a scholarship.
Except none of this is real! Alternate reality, Jack! You’ve just been Dogen’d! Again!
Jesus ch– Again? Really? Wait, but I have a son! And, uh, a constant eerie feeling of deja vu.
That’s because it’s all falling apart, buddy. That’s why I’m here, that’s why you have that scar from the island, why you and your son will so easily reconcile 13 years of crappy fathering. That shit ain’t happening in the real world!
Wait, so this is all a dream or something? Am I still on the island?
Beats me. Hey, I could punch you to find out.
[DOGEN punches JACK in the arm as hard as he can]
Dogen’d again! This is too easy.
Episode 7 — Dr. Linus
THE INSULT THAT MADE A MAN OF BEN LINUS
Tired of being a wimpy history teacher?
[BULLY PRINCIPAL kicks sand in BEN’s face]
Watch out wimp!
Cough cough! That’s DOCTOR wimp!
SEXY LADY WITH BEN
Wow! That administrator sure is HOTT. L8tr loser. LOLZ.
Ooooh! I hate that principal! Maybe I’ll try Dr. Linus’ sine-building program. It’s supposed to make you ruthless and cunning in just two weeks.
Hmm… Sacuy emails between the principal and the nurse. Jackpot!
Well Linus, you got me dead to rights. I could resign, but then maybe I don’t your fake daughter/fav student a recommendation.
No, I think you’ll do both. Oh, and I think I’ll bang your wife, too! Ha!
Oh, I am no match for such a mastermind.
Episode 10 – The Package
SCENE: Ji Yeon is at home playing with blocks
Ji Yeon, lunch is ready.
She flew to America to track down and kill the man she blames for your daddy dying.
But when she got there he talked her into getting on a plane that she knew would probably crash land so that she could FIND your daddy.
Daddy’s not dead?
Well, he was technically dead since he time-travelled back to the 70s and died in a horrible accident. BUT then they set off a bomb that brought him back to the future and the same island your mammy’s at. And where you were conceived!
Daddy’s with Mommy?
Almost. He’s just been kidnapped by one of mommy’s friends.
Is mommy coming back soon?
I wouldn’t say soon., but eventually. Hopefully.
[Ji YEON pauses to think]
Who are you?
Ha ha ha! Your lunch is getting cold.
Episode 12 — Everybody Loves Hurley
Okay, I’m back with all this extremely unstable hundred fifty year old dynamite. I’ll just ever so carefully put it down now…
Crap! Well, time to get more dynamite!
[HURLEY blows up the Black Rock]
Dammit Hurley! Now we gotta go ALL THE WAY across the island and get Ben’s C4. That’s gonna be a real pain! Plus you’re lying about talking to Jacob.
Oh yeah? Well, Ilana’s talking to me right now, and she says “FUCK YOU FOR BLOWING ME UP WHEN YOU’VE GOT PERFECTLY GOOD C4!. WHAT THE FUCK!”
Yeah, well… No one liked her anyway.