Just your average medieval kid, obsessed with beets, avoiding drama, and not listening to her know-it-all mom and dad

Princess Virelda

No one knows the pain of a girl who can’t have mutton on her special day. She and Petunia and like the proto-version of best frenemies.

Sir Reggie

Hopelessly in love with Princess Virelda. Convinced that his ill-conceived attempts at derring-do will win her affection. We’ve all been there

The Dragon

He has a lot of interesting ideas about the economy

The Sparrow

Not much is known about this creature. It is said that it bested the royal guard with its wits alone. Possibly a sorcerer or a master tactician. Or just a lucky bird.