Tag: comics

  • My Kingdom for a Bird

    My Kingdom for a Bird

    Our poor put-upon princess! Surrounded by well-meaning but ultimately incompetent underlings. But what are you going to do? Properly train your employees? Pain better wages to attract better talent? Inconceivable!

  • The Foul Beast Appears

    The Foul Beast Appears

    When you have a sword everything looks like a dragon, or something like that.

  • Tough but Useless

    Tough but Useless

    You can’t see it, but those knights are exhausted just standing there wearing all that metal. It weighs a lot more than you think!

  • Of Mutton and Merriment

    Of Mutton and Merriment

    What reason could the princess have for stopping Petunia from heading off a possible famine? Guess we’ll have to wait to find out!

  • Nobody Wants to Be Distraught

    Nobody Wants to Be Distraught

    The throne is not the most comfortable place to be distraught; it doesn’t support any of the most distraught postures.

  • Becky Loves Drama

    Becky Loves Drama

    Ugh. How is it that Becky and her love or drama is always ruining everything? Back-to-back posts as I get this set up and remember how to post comics.

  • Beets Don’t Harvest Themselves

    Beets Don’t Harvest Themselves

    Welcome to the adventures of Petunia! I’ve got a lot planned so let’s see when it all collapses under its own weight.

  • Sing It Into Existence

    My daughter sings. A lot. She’ll repeat simple phrases that explain the world: about the color of her crayons, a new experience, or how she feels about a person. She’ll do all this without thought—and without realization that someone might hear her. She will also use song to narrate memorable or—more often—traumatic moments in her…

  • Raisins

    Raisins

    For about a week straight everything looked like a bumbum. Graciously, the wave has passed and only bumbums look like bumbums, but it’s nice to know that she has already discovered the core of most humor. From Chaucer to Fartin’ Rudy, the butt is objectively hilarious.

  • A Thousand Pies

    A Thousand Pies

    If you are not familiar with the climatic song from the Octonauts and the Great Barrier Reef I highly recommend it. Truly powerful stuff.