The Breath of Battle
Two things that are very important to Petunia: being kind to animals and taking care of your teeth. Come on Reggie just floss once in a while! Try following these handy instructions:
The Royal Pigeoneer
You Gotta Do It Yourself
It’s really all about having the right tool for the job. Sparrows don’t respond well to 5-7 smelly dudes in armor yelling and charging at them! Try just whistling or like having some seeds or something! Sheesh!
The best laid plans of mice and men often go awry, but sparrows nail it every time.
Attack mode activated
That is a lot of angry dudes and not a lot of bird! What will happen? We’ll have to wait and see!
Tough but Useless
You can’t see it, but those knights are exhausted just standing there wearing all that metal. It weighs a lot more than you think!