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Busy bodies beat the blues
If there’s one thing Petunia knows how to do it’s suppress her emotions with work!
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Vitamins vs hygiene
Are the people in Petunia’s village all gross peasants because they don’t eat their veggies, or do they just not know what a toothbrush is? Turns out they loved brushing their teeth! Regular freaks for it. Next time I will do more research before writing a hack joke.
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I Scream You Scream We all Scream for Mustard Greens!
This is the thanks you get for helping people eat healthy.
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Stupid People Live in Stupid Kingdoms
Kids are cruel, but they are even crueler when they think you are feeding them kale
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Owen’s Code
It’s important to have a code. For Owen, that code is to laugh at anything that is funny, no matter the consequences. Some call him a hero.
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Piecing Together a Bad Idea
Owen! Learn to read the room!
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To Ask or Not to Ask
Owen should know by now that he needs to ask Petunia more than once if she’s okay and that he should use glue instead of twigs to bind pieces of paper together. Someday, Owen. Someday.
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Of Friendship and Comedic Value
There is of course the law of comedy which states that cruelty to one’s friends is permitted as long as it is really really funny.
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Owen, You Sweet Idiot
We’re back! An unexpected break for the holiday to recharge a bit. It’s that old saying: You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose; but if you have a friend like Owen you have to stew quietly while he says something completely stupid. Also, Owen is really going hunting for some treasure…