Tag: petunia

  • Piecing Together a Bad Idea

    Piecing Together a Bad Idea

    Owen! Learn to read the room!

  • To Ask or Not to Ask

    To Ask or Not to Ask

    Owen should know by now that he needs to ask Petunia more than once if she’s okay and that he should use glue instead of twigs to bind pieces of paper together. Someday, Owen. Someday.

  • No More Mister Lice Guy

    No More Mister Lice Guy

    Just use the poultice Bradan! Don’t take your issues with medicine out on Petunia!

  • The Funniest Jokes Don’t Need Laughter

    The Funniest Jokes Don’t Need Laughter

    Was it a cheap dragon fake out? Yes. Did I try to avoid a cheap dragon fake out? Yes. Did I try that hard? No. Sorry, sometimes you just gotta deal with the inarguable logic of the cliffhanger that doesn’t deliver.

  • Vote for the Dum No Friends StinkButt

    Vote for the Dum No Friends StinkButt

    Personally I would hyphenate stink-butt, but I am not the one making the poster. Actually, I would hyphenate “no-friends,” too, since it is a modifier, but again, I am not Becky, who is the one making this childish poster and definitely not me.

  • Leave the Bait Alone

    Leave the Bait Alone

    One thing you can say about Connie and her crew: They are industrious. When they set their minds to bullying they really commit to it.

  • Can Owen Count?

    Can Owen Count?

    The question of if Owen can actually count will be left for another day, but it’s something for us all to ponder.

  • Jealousy Rears Its Logical Head

    Jealousy Rears Its Logical Head

    We’re back from another extended break! But much like the train that falls off the tracks, it only takes us several weeks to repair the damage and regain the momentum we have lost

  • Future Betrothal Plans

    Future Betrothal Plans

    Wow does Connie have a thing for Sir Reggie! It’ll be fine though. Everyone knows that jousting is the perfect icebreaker and Connie has been studying up on her jousting history. Speaking of which, I recently listened to an audiobook of A Distant Mirror by Barbara Tuchman about 14th century France, and all throughout the […]

  • Battle Smell Sells Well

    Battle Smell Sells Well

    We’re back! It’s been a *slightly* longer hiatus than anticipated but should be able to get back to a regular posting schedule. Let’s hope so anyway!