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Smoothie Negotiations
It’s important to have the upper hand in negotiations and the best way to get it is with a smoothie full of who knows what. That mystery will give you an edge.
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The Dragon does not do details
He knows what he likes and what he does not like is knowing more about what he likes.
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The Dragon Appears… to Have Some Questions
It’s a good rule of thumb to not just accept smoothies from strangers without asking a few questions first.
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Crouching Terror, Hidden Owen
Owen is maybe not super excited to be this close to an angry dragon
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Go Away
The dragon is in no mood for visitors
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Abandon Oh My Goodness, Ye Who Enter Here
I don’t know what Owen is so worried about. With all those bones out front the dragon must be full by now!
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An ominous climb
We’re finally almost to the dragon! I took a wee detour in the story a year ago and, uh, we just got back on the main path. Oops!
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Crispy but not like a throwing vegetable
If you had to choose between having old vegetables thrown at you and possibly getting burnt to a crisp, your answer might rely on how much you hate celery
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Pish Posh Splush
This might seem a bit inconsistent with Petunia’s earlier views on dragons, but it’s only because she thinks everyone else is an incompetent fool.
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Finger Lickin’ Not Bad
Dirt-infused veggie mush is the hot new dish this summer