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What Good Is a Sword?
What can a sword possibly do against a giant fire breathing dragon? Oh, what? You’re going to stab its belly and try to what, tickle it to death? Gimme a break. You’re better off with a really good joke book if that’s your plan.
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Baby Needs His Revenge
This is the problem with being friends with royalty: they can always pull the ol’ “I’ll throw your family in the dungeon” card to get you to do things. We can all relate, right?
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There’s only so much mead can help
It seems the sparrow has the upper hand.
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My Kingdom for a Bird
Our poor put-upon princess! Surrounded by well-meaning but ultimately incompetent underlings. But what are you going to do? Properly train your employees? Pain better wages to attract better talent? Inconceivable!
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The Foul Beast Appears
When you have a sword everything looks like a dragon, or something like that.
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Tough but Useless
You can’t see it, but those knights are exhausted just standing there wearing all that metal. It weighs a lot more than you think!
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Of Mutton and Merriment
What reason could the princess have for stopping Petunia from heading off a possible famine? Guess we’ll have to wait to find out!
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Nobody Wants to Be Distraught
The throne is not the most comfortable place to be distraught; it doesn’t support any of the most distraught postures.